Can I tell you something weird, about animals and our buildings?
Like say if you took my advice too far and said ok we will pull down the shopping centre and put in a zoo?
Well instead just have the animals running around the shopping centre as is.. they absolutely love it to do what we do and have kids playing with them and people.. and let them do as they want till its all like overgrown with poo and dirt and trees and plants and have a forest Southland or Northland shopping centre just with like fruit trees and vegetable beds.!@!!!
You can lock it in of a night.. the animals to sleep and open it all up of a day for people to go and play with the animals, have monkeys whatever they don't care where they live on earth so long as they are safe from cars.
Put up climbing trees and swings and ropes.. they will absolutely love you for it.. and just have like separate few shops for clothing and cafe and supermarket.. we don't need hundreds!!!
Just cover up the escalators with boarding and turn off the motors though, they might get stuck.
Elevators not so bad can keep them out of there.. ok? lol 😝
Be sensible don't do it unless you get permission from the owners. Geez!!
Could have some covered areas with ponds for fish and water life - like water birds and things.
Don't fence them in too much though let them all mingle who cares!
Like maybe no lions or really big ferocious animals yet, though.. not in a closed space, more like drive through safari areas for those like elephants and rhinos.
Child friendly animals.
If a few animals find their way in or out.. oh well.
NO COOKED MONKEY CAFE!!!!
You just eat the produce grown there... and maybe BBQ grill... sausage in bread or something.
Like Bunnings... can of drink maybe some other vegetarian options.. keep it civilised around sensitive animals.
Have some bands playing in there, some not too loud music - animals like it not too loud.
Like just some Bon Jovi or something nice.
Maybe a string quartet. Bit of Mozart.. plug plug..
Bit of music on the village green... the swans love it waddle around singing.. goook gooook.
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