Don't worry I don't get obsessions its just..

If I meet Barbie well I'll have the ultimate good normal life with my true love.. if not I'll do something else..

I'm just broke at the moment on a pension, so its hard, it takes my mind off boredom doing this. and I might make a few bucks.

There's million other things I can be doing once I get some gold.. in my pocket.

You don't pressure girls for fantasy lifestyles, you just keep it real.. if Ken and Barbie are real.. it's go.

This is like Ultimate Ken and Barbie.. fantasy for Ken and Barbie, not just for me.. like after Ken and Barbie are Royals.

Where is Evan at?.....

I'm trying earn an honest buck.. whilst at home eating and going to the toilet...

Like my dream at the moment is get my car fixed.. and my TV and try find my stolen bike?

If I can do those three things well.. well I will be onto fries and one day burgers.. then maybe front counter Eddie!!

I got my good health...

I'm going to be a star.. I know it..

I know I shouldn't swear its preposterous, but I swear Hollywood are racist because I know I was made for the role as Eddie Murphey's brother in Coming to America and I'm good at crossing the street and fetching pencils.. but they chose some other black guy.. racists... I like Heather Graeme too, would have worked out sweet.

And these guys trying hard to keep me here cause it's a black community but I like even though I am Eddie's brother I wasn't born black.. we are twins.. but I got glasses so its hard to see, and sometimes I forget put my black face cream on.. just the white mouth paint all over.

So people think I'm white but I can't see much without my glasses cause I don't wear any.. and I'm not sure really I don't think about such racist things..

Like people like red tomato and green tomato when they fry it but when its raw they don't like the green ones you know?

I guess the man difference between Eddie and me is I don't take hard drugs.. I'm Catholic boy, good boy. I was raised with the bible and all.

You got to like when you cross the street make sure you find someone hold your hand.. you know.. it's not safe some cars aren't very loud you don't hear them and I got bad eyes.. I think maybe its cause I'm Superman under all this I keep zapping things.. with my lasers.