I'll tell you about Destroyer Droan since you asked so nicely.

Well, like I said I don't kill anyone I went to heaven and Destroyer Droan was built there or birthed there, so, destroyer 1 will go and destroy things that are annoying me and holding back the peace process, so it will just aim to do that, whatever that is... it has no intention to kill or hurt or damage anything, if it needs to tell jokes to get its work done it will.

See the word destroyer comes from the Greek word.. destroin.. and you shorten that to Droan.

See the Greek word destroin means to deeply strain your groin...

And because I have a hernia there, needs rubbing, the Droan will go and do the work.. to bring peace.

Peace is a nice feeling when you are being rubbed on your balls, and you feel peaceful when erect. It is very nice.

When I have a good wank.. I like to write online and tell everyone, I am at peace.

I am in heaven on earth...

And when a lady does it wow weee wee ewwaaah!!

I go to nirvana....

See I am Superman... I can wank myself.. see?

But I would like to get married to have some children...

To wank me.

So you see, it is very important for me to get a good wank.

Because I am the universe, and we need rain fall.

So go and plant some trees and rain forest... and I can have some ladies maybe three, because I have a cock and two balls.. and I can be here at peace while you work.

I am the Prince of Peace...

I really love a good wank.

Doing yourself is ok.. but with Barbie or 100 Barbies.. very nice.

So I need my internet clear and private, so she can read my email and come and we private.. good.. wank.

And see my toys.

And... if I have windows open.. lets light in for my projector..

Can't see the movie.. Slippery dreams on my back legs up.

I even got a spare rug for her.

From the tip.

I want her transform it to magic rug.

I got three rug and a little one please.. I am ready.

My hands even smell like dog food when I bite my nails.. I fed my dog can food.

It is special times.

I got two bottle scotch...

Might need bring some coke. I have some.. dull the pain of seeing my ass.

But it is a nice ass a good ass.

One side is called Maria... and the other side is called Tony, and the one in the middle Miranda.

After the drink it makes like a thick shake.

Like cocktail.

I put some syrup on top to gloss it. Then light it up!!

My friend used to do it through the tracksuit, with the leaning back and the lighter.

It very funny...

Yashhhshammesshshs.haha.heh hda da and we dancing!!

HOY!!

And now the ladies cheering it on!!

My Father in heaven used to say.. we should respect the dead corpses.. and the ones make the Milo for our tea...

And I said Father that is so beautiful.. and he was a bullfrog and he was right.. redddup!!

And he swam and mounted the other one so nice and I wept for my lady, that this bull frog get some and I not but I a nice guy and this bull frog was an asshole.

But what I did realise was, this bullfrog had a nice pad.. a Lilly pad.. and I was still renting.

But I said how about my car.. and she said to me.. Shhiiuuduuiit!!

And I said why it so shit.. and she just sat there, and rolled her eyes.

And I said you like to go in the aquarium with the lizards.. and she said no you have a nice life and ran away.

So I got no bull frog wanking either.. but he was watching so...

And I a little big.. for her not like the boyfriend a little one.. but she said wasn't that bad.

So I went pat the horses..

Donkey was watching me.... little jealous.

So I hid it in the horses asshole.. so Donkey wouldn't see.

Horse had orgasm.. and ran away happy.

So I decided to become a film maker.

Make the porno.. but Sydney only had asian chicks and I don't like alien races..

They might take me to planet Alfonso... and be like bald men all pretending to be asian chicks and really lizard men.. V.

Eat my essence..

So I just went home to Mum's.

Enjoyed Covid19 our holiday plans.

We get to lay in bed for 4 years...

I got used to it.

It's not too bad... not too baaaa.

I like watching the lambs out the window...

Running with dags of poo on the bums..

And the dog he barks at it.

Oh he very funny what he say.. woof woof.

You know... fatty!!

And so we ate it.

It was very nice.

Mint sauce.

Po Ta Toes.

Broccoli.

Peas on Earth.

Well, what I call peas and gravy.

Almost good as a wank.

Thanks everyone you've been great have a good night.. sleep well.

Audience erupts in cheers!!!!

Hackers fall off chairs on knives...

Goodnight.