Not sure anyone read that last one but here's one about Moses, why he was good too.

Moses, was named Moses... because he was a lover his family of plants.

There was a plant called the burning bush he was named after called a Mose bush.

Now because he was named after this plant, every time he walked near it it would appear to him alive, like a person standing staring at him, and it sent him mad.

So he found comfort in the church at the time praying to God and seeking absolution from this problem. Insanity.

He took together an army to march across the desert near the sea of Galilee and take on the church over there which was introducing animals as pets to people to worship as Gods. Like even dogs were being brought in and why the bible of Moses says no dog shall seek refuge in heaven.

So as he was marching toward this place with his army. He came upon a battle of about 5000 men each side, fighting over who was God. They were all insane men and were fighting with swords about what God was or wasn't.

Moses approached this battle, and shouted as loud as he could hear thee hear thee I have scripture to solve your problems.

And all the men stopped and turned from battle to return to their sides, and the blood soaked ground like a sea parted... and all the men went back and sat to listen to him... and as they did the sky cracked with thunder and lightning and it struck a stone nearby - a magnetic stone.

So Moses had the stone taken back to his place, and he marched on, speaking to the two armies about how God is from above and they believed him seeing the lightning strike.

And he formed from that a new order of belief in God and heaven above, Jesus came to believe in later on.

And they filled the wall of the pass and it ended up the Red Sea, the water filled it and washed away the blood some years later.

And Moses did end up seeing this Church group he went to see, and after he sent forth the same stone tablet and he had the 10 commandments written into it.

And when he went home, he passed his garden area, and he was stunned he heard a voice.

"Moses you have done a great work for me, and thus for this you shall be remembered."

And in the bush in front of him he didn't see just a man, but a sight of God, burning like a tall statue like a Titan, of fire. Like a fire giant as tall as a house to him. And he shone to him with love but also great power.

And before Moses left, he heard from it one last thing.

"In two epochs I shall return the King of Kings and all shall know me as the Lord once more. For it is written now the 10 commandments you have brought forth to end all evil. And it shall be honoured."

And Moses fell to his knees and shouted Jesus!!!!!!!!

And in that moment everyone after that anytime they felt hurt or scared or afraid, the same power entered them and gave them relief shouting Jesus' name. But not in vain, like hahaha Jesus!! Only when you needed him for help or saving or comfort.

And Moses got up off his knees.. walked away and wrote the book of Genesis. Inspired by the same spirit of God he saw.