Wow that's a good read I hope you enjoyed it. - The carnal prayer mat.. Evan's style.

Well as I say it was based on an erotic novel I prompted a guy to give me to get writing again.. I stole twenty dollars from Dick and later after I finished I went back and put it in his jar, I hope he didn't mind..

Anyway the meal wasn't really very good.. but I thought yeah carnal prayer says go and fix it up...

But yeah that was what I did it for.. I wanted a guy to come and give me a book like the bible and he gave me their bible and its Japanese and so I wrote a funny story for him about it.. really it was for me. Why I didn't finish it and also because I wasn't wed in love doing any sex.. I would get to like playing guitar and not in love,, the crossroads.. where you either break your vows or you find love and go on..

And I found love.. I just left it alone I didn't break in.

I was like this universal angel by then. - Really was effortless, though took some concentration to find the right stories in there to write.. you know, it's not just one stream you make choices.

A story can go anywhere within reason without it being nonsense.. but well. I know it's not really like the original book, but it is like from the perspective of another being, not the original author.

I did take some references like excerpts from it, I think were poetry and also added some of mine too.

I'm not sure if I gave him back the book, I think I did, so I would need to buy another one to write the rest.. I think only needs about another 20 scenes to finish the movie.

Gosh Katoomba was lovely I really wanted to meet love though, a nice girl who would walk around head on my shoulder, enjoying the mountains.. I would have finished the script for that guy and stamped my approval to make a film.. and have been to Hollywood and seen my first premiere by now!!

The girlfriend is oh so important to me, I don't want to travel until I'm married why I stay at home.. sounds stupid.. but well if I can't meet her I don't care anyway seeing it all alone.

I always write possibly too heavy to give the film maker producer and directors the room to move, but they can trim it back always to public taste and ratings advice.

Like my original masterpiece the last story the world wrote I got it down.. "Sane Life on Earth".. I really wanted that one done my way and produce that film myself.

The world only had 1 million stories.. and I got that last one written I was so proud of myself and 80,000 words too perfect length for an epic masterpiece of cinema brilliance and magic!!

After that writing that last story down, I went to heaven.. even had my wedding in it and my trip to New York as Superman and everything.. then I went to heaven on earth, at peace.

Was "The Perfect Story".. all the rest had some mistakes like my first story had one perfect bit the rest mistakes and I gradually refined it all.

First story was called "The Trials and Times of the Magician." Was a really pathetique story.

And soon after I also wrote "The Millers Wife." Was slightly better but none of it really made much sense.

And the third one in that set was "Benevolent Pheonix Rising." That one I got the plot right but everything else was stupid.

It strangely enough is the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost in sequence.

Father the Magician, the Son the Miller and the Holy Ghost the Pheonix. Funny hey?

But it was before all that in history so I was just Ra writing all that.. and didn't really know what all that other stuff was yet.

We can only from experience write about ourself and what we know.

Because even if we try not to and write about absurd things like they did during the absurdist period to try and break the boundaries, later they found, the people they wrote about were their own selves!!

The revelation sparked the Renaissance. And they all went back to formality.

The day Andy Warhol drew that banana, he had the night before eaten only a banana, he didn't know but I gave it to him for him to do it. I knew about suggestive behaviour and did it a lot to kind of manipulate in a nice way because he complained to me on the phone he was out of ideas. I said "Go eat a banana.." and later seeing it I fucking laughed and laughed for days.

I had gone around with bananas and wine.. he didn't have the wine, I did.. and he sat there eating a banana as I sipped the wine.. and he said I'm over it all Elvis, how do you do it mate? (Exact words).. out of breath..

And I sipped some wine.. and I said to him in a really nice voice, like my undertone voice like I sound kind of wooing a girl. I said "Andy, my friend. You don't try."

He just sat back like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting... in the doctors office... "Oh you're so right, he said.. I know." And he just like breathed out deeply, because he would have known what I was up to too, he wasn't a stooge.

Next day he drew that banana. Swear to the heavenly Father on my own word. The best piece of art ever!

And I got this great idea lived on until I was reborn Evan.. of scratch and sniff stickers, and I made them myself in a factory. Of fruit on stickers you scratched and they smelled like the fruit.

I found lots of things I loved like my Sega I had made myself. Weird hey and I still can play it today.

I coded about 50 games too.

I can't really remember now how to do it being watched, I had no one watching me until that last month and it killed me.

Best game without a doubt was Gain Ground about the war and ninjas everything I loved so much. To me it was at the time like today coding a big epic Massive online multi-player.

You had two players, fighting all the monsters and machines.. hahaha so cool, playing with my friend.

Before that game, most games were just like Pong you just played the computer. I had some hand in convincing the developers that two co-op games were good for your health. They thought being Christians that people would turn on each other and hurt each other.

I would say, "The day a child uses my game as an excuse for foul play, I will go onstage and jump off the deep end onto the floor." I'm glad it didn't happen while I was around. Of course I made my games with children in mind, always worked secretly for children.

I didn't even believe I was anyone other than my good gracious self, but I loved being provider to kids. And thought of as time went on as all the ladies as babies.. like my girls, my honeys and little children to me.

Coined the term "Gidget.." A baby girl I would call them, others would be coarse and say girl midget making fun, but the ladies knew I was just warming them up.

Have a beautiful day.. and go Lions and Cats tomorrow we'll be watching and always may the best team win!!

Please no fixed matches.. why? It's just as good odds and more exciting and you know.. no losers.

You get caught you lose.

But if you bet, bet wisely on money you can afford to lose. Don't mortgage your home. Might be a trick.