The curry puff.

I think I know what it was, I was thinking about it and dreamt about it last night.

As I saw my girlfriend getting her throat cut, last night someone broke in her room and farted on her face.. we say..

I helped by resurrecting her.. giving her life giving air.. I did a nice one and sent it.. Trigger helped.

But anyway.. I think it was Michael Cooksey.. cooked one up and did the Michael Currie.. one..

And he appeared in our classroom the entity like from Tom Cruise new movie.. that's Michale Currie you see, he looked like when he came to school that alien from that cartoon My American Dad or whatever it is.. Kevin is it? He looked like the grey alien.. But it was the fart Michael Cooskey cooked up..

The Michael currie one...

And I think he did others the puss nuts one too who tried to teach our school.. but was the other green smell he did and had to leave he was asked to leave and now hunts deer.. they smell him coming stalking the deer.

So that's what I worked out.. it was too much for me, I saw him walk out of Paul's bedroom wanking his dick.. the currie fart it was enough for me seeing aliens wanking off.

So I arranged a Superman trip to fight the evil alien and try and be Green Lantern..

It worked.. but hopefully my girlfriend doesn't find out and she just thinks I wigged at the last minute.. like too heavy trip and I passed out or something?

This is how he looked after doing the deed in Paul's room.

Like don't get me wrong, I love alien's my wives are mostly alien's returning.. but that fart that hung around from Michael Cooksey wasn't of this world... my wives are, they just been in a ship flying around too long..

I really hope I find my wives soon, and also my girlfriend who got her throat cut... and it wasn't on her mouth a follow through runny one.. because I might kiss her.

Isn't that weird.. it is 8:07am, exactly the time someone ate pizza once near a cricket bat.. lying by the window...

Donald Bradman would have too at one time.. maybe.?

I guess if you examine people.. are just "you are what you eat".. and farts they are similar and we should accept them as one of us.. we are basically the same stuff. Food.

It really all adds up once you examine the patterns... the patterns see... it is crucial... and I bought SSD's.. see?

SSD's.. STD's.. farts... pizza.... the pepperoni?

The pappadum...

See? OMG it is so obvious!!!

Donald Bradman, took a boat to Turkey to buy sprinklers once!!

And he watered the garden people!!!!

Rode the Indian that someone sold..

Bert Bacharach!!

Bert and Ernie!!!

The Squiggles??

The Wiggles.. Tinsel Tree?

Merry Christmas?

French Toast in Undies?!!

Happy dooo dar??

Frozen beer in fridge.....

Cadbury Chocolate bar..?

No mess if you grate cheese under the tap?

Totally wild?

See people see?

It's age old undies and borrowed hair brush with pubes in it?

The muscle ticker?

Cymbals in the oceans?

OMG I Can't believe you can't get it!!

When the table was empty the bears ate the meal?

Eat your Casa Dilla you damn lard?

Tina the horse?

Mixed berries...

Well why did he fart, then huh? Why were farts aliens coming to town?

The big banana?

The big pineapple?

The big prawn?

I can't just tell you....

Mission to Mars?

Sifting wheel with flour?

Making the most of green things.

No, not Benji... the big sea horse?

Benign cancer is walking talking chaps?

Gary Glitter and the milk bottle.

Beaver Las Vegas with Cola Cordial?

The cold house with no steps?

Who wanted a moon landing come on you got to get it!!?

Not Albert Einstein.. the French one!!

Fizzy Ade.

Beetle harmonica?

No not John Lennon but closer!!!

Worlds apart by Springsteen.

Mix the eggs and sugar and butter till smooth and creamy.

Graeme wants a leg over tonight on the show with Moira.

Busy busy world Richard Scary?

Dance with the Devi in the pale moon light.

From here to eternity.

Captain Planet rings.

Words and letters.. letters and numbers?

The cold journey up the mountain in Spring time without clothing?

Where the wombats at?

Gizmo the little aphid boy?

We should buy a laser?

Superman's clothing day.

Tentacle monster tickle man.

The fun boys have with clowns.

I'm running out.. someone has got to get it soon.................... geeeeez!!

Well it is why Robert Frost brought the knickers to school?

Terence Elliott.

Michelle House Mouse Proud Town Mouse.

Piggy in blankets.

Fish me a whale of a time with soft yolks.

Not the white bit?

Who cares wins?

Feed the trout snails.

Delicious bass.

Catch a wave and we're sitting on top of the world.

Beach comber adventures with Ali.

Mice are nice and rats are fats.

Benalla and Bonnie Doon.

The Riddler in the afternoon.

Not morning cats.

The odd one out in the house.

Not the momma.

Yes you got it.

The fart was a mistake.

And the snake wasn't meant to see.

Two mistakes in the party house.

A yibba deee yibbbe edeee yibbba a dee that all folks.

We were all characters in the cool movies except Paul and Michael didn't belong in Mansfield.

It was a set up by government to ruin our party fun.

One from the top and one from the bottom. By Puss Nuts.

The one teacher people really didn't like because he did it all.

No one knew except him.

I was Bugs Bunny.. David was Porky Pig.. Drew was Sylvester the cat.. or maybe Duffy Duck??

Anyway everyone in Mansfield belonged but someone broke the rail line and got the audience away.. they were pretty fan girls and boys.

That was our normal heaven on earth and it was infiltrated by Puss Nuts, the end.

Paul and Michael didn't know they were used as pawns.

To attack the king.

Bugs Bunny.

I shot a rabbit on Callum's property instead. And we ate it.

Troy and Callum came down they belonged they were locals really, just a different school. Then they joined ours. Same as Adam too.

And Drew...

But Michael didn't fit he was an aggravator and so was Paul in a quirky way.

Paul's group was Nagambie, and Michael's was Craigieburn, but they left.. organised by that teacher.

Everyone else in the whole world expected us to make a really cool story and it was all bogus.

Everyone else in the whole world were like researchers. And we were the star attractions.

Even the older and younger years at our school were just bike riders and the others like truck drivers kind of.. like scouts and deliveries..

We were all the stars on Earth and someone worked it out and tried to ruin it all.

It would have been like a school movie like I dunno... whats a cool school movie and then they go to college. But we were told it was called University and College were just the dorms, but the University is the whole faculty under one umbrella, the school is called College and that teacher organised that for us to confuse us too. So we would fail.

Who passed university? I think no one.

Maybe because we were butchered our dicks castrated? I dunno anyway..

Predator.. we start seeing our men.. like butchered?

Jim Hopper... Hoppers Crossing?

That teacher was from there.. Jim.

The Guerrillas skinned them? Why did they skin them?